Greg Ng: Moo Goo Gai PAIN - 21
Dave Gardiner: Stunted Thaumaturge - 4
Inconceivable! The Stunted Thaumaturge challenged Moo Goo Gai PAIN to a
battle of wits, daring him to determine which of two glasses of wine was
poisoned. Using an incredible string of logic, Ng chose correctly, only to
become woozy and incapacitated by one small glass of regular, unpoisoned
wine. Thaumaturge leapt at the opportunity and smashed a table into MMGP's
chest. The intoxicated Ng was thrown against the wall of the ring, causing a
bootlegged iPhone to fly from his pocket and clock Thaumaturge in the side
of the head. Gardiner was knocked out cold, and Moo Goo Gai PAIN held his
glittering weapon high in the air, savoring the cheers of the crowd. He then
vomited all over the mat.
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The House Of Pain in effect, y'all
I say the House Of Pain is in effect
You know the House Of Pain is in effect y'all
And anyone that steps up in gettin' wrecked
I'm a beer drinkin' fighter
The bike in Easy Rider
I only roll my spliffs
With the extra easy whiters
Papers to vapors
Is what you'll all be catchin'
Meanwhile I'll be snatchin'
Up your hoes and all your dough
The styles that I'll be kickin'
You know they're finger lickin'
Good, the peckerwood never could play the victim
Only the offender
I go out on a bender
Drink a case of brew
And then disgrace the crew
But only if it's mickeys
I never wear no dickeys
Only wear the Levi's
My whole family cries
MOO GOO GAI PAIN
Word.
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