Wednesday, March 7, 2007

Quarterfinal Fight 6

Kevin Redmond: Dreadmond - 9
Mary Beth Murphy: Deathmatcher formerly known as Estrogenicide - 16

As the starting bell rang, Deathmatcher shouted to the heavens, unleashing a torrent of red pens to rain upon Dreadmond and inflict thousands of tiny (but extremely painful) puncture wounds. Dreadmond pulled back his fist and steadied to deliver a killing blow, but above his head appeared these words: ...Buffering... Buffering... Connection Lost. Deathmatcher sauntered over to her adversary, jammed two pens up his nostrils and into his brain, and walked out of the ring whistling the theme to "Kill Bill."

1 comments:

Anonymous said...

While Dreadmond is waiting for his Flash punch to s-l-o-w-l-y load, I am gonna lay down a serious beating. He’ll have red marks all over that will never fade. I meet my DEADlines, and Dreadmond is scheduled to go down hard.

No one can stet this delete. Bye bye, Dreadmond.

Deathmatcher Formerly Known as Estrogenocide