Scott Whittier: Butchslap - 8
Laurie Gillis: Right-Brained Assassin - 16
Fresh from a week of rest and relaxation at the Deathmatch Spa, Butchslap
skipped into the ring with a spring in his step. Planting his feet firmly,
he crossed his arms and delivered a thunderous double-backhand slap to The
Assassin's head, shooting her across the ring like a pinball. As Gillis
whizzed about the ring, Butchslap gave chase, ultimately burning so many
calories that he collapsed on the mat. The Right Brainer stomped on his
throat with her highly-professional pumps, leaving nothing of Whittier but a
useless Black Dot.
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3 comments:
I'm right-handed. So a nice backhand should knock your blonde little right brain right against the wall, where it will stick and then slowly ooze down into a lifeless puddle.
Have another.
Smooches,
Right-brained Assassin
another slap? Why thank you, I think I will. SMACK. That was quite refreshing.
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