Thursday, March 8, 2007

Quarterfinal Fight 8

Cassie Leonard: Weapon of Cass Destruction - 13
Karla Tateosian: The Merciless Matrix Madame (M3) - 12

In a shocking upset, the Weapon of Cass Destruction laid the smackdown on Deathmatch's most fearsome fighter. Karla struck first, trapping Cassie in a headlock of outstandingly gridlike propotions. She hoised her captor into the air, piledriving her into the mat over and over again, each time hammering home a verbose argument for her own domination. She even referred Cassie to further evidence on the Internet, but Cassie didn't know what that was. Just when all looked lost for Leonard, the twang of "Sweet Home Alabama" filled the air, and a rusty pickup truck burst through the walls of the arena. Cassie leapt in the truck (it's break had slipped after being parked on a hill) and backed over the Merciless Matrix. Then she pulled forward, and backed over her again.

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