Brian Whipple: The Whippercrusher - 11
Meathook mayhem! While casually chatting on the phone with others from his oppressive regime, the Whippercrusher strapped Friedman to some sort of diabolical disemboweling device. As he slowly unraveled her intestines, he jeered and pressured her to betray her valiant causes of peace, love, and veggie burgers. But Wendy tossed aside her own intestines and swung the deadly meat hooks into the feet her oppressor. She yanked him close, then split his head with a flick of her x-acto knife. Beside himself with pain, Whipple begged for mercy. But Friedman made circular finger motion that could only say "Don't F*@k With Me," and tossed Whipple into the fiery abyss.
4 comments:
I heard that Whippercrusher is scared of girls with tattoos. Wendy DFWM is unaffected by whipping and/or crushing and will DESTROY the Whippercrusher!
My 4 year old has tattoos. She is also scared of bathroom fans. Boo hoo. My prediction for this fight: P-A-I-N
Did you know the Whippercrusher is ticklish? At a crucial point, DFWM will tickle him until he rolls up into a ball, then pound him hard.
Whipple's play-doh creation looks like a serial killer made it.
- Lianne
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