Steph Taubin: Stealth Steph - 9
Mark Mylan: Smylin' Mylan - 19
A silhouetted "S" appeared against the clouds as Stealth Steph swooped into the ring, ready to take on her arch-nemesis, Smylin' Mylan. The grinning Mylan rose from a vat of some sort of chemical, his green hair and white face gleaming in the light of the arena. WHAM! POW! Stealth Steph socked her maniacal foe in the jaw, sending him flying into a pile of rubble. Bloody and broken, Mylan held out his hand to concede defeat. But as Steph shook it, she was shocked by Mylan's diabolical hand buzzer and charred to a crisp. Mylan cackled with glee and escaped to the semi-finals in a stolen Stephmobile.
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Steph may be out sick today. But that just makes her more irritable. Besides, Mark will just be afraid of catching the sniffles and ruining his cheery little smile. What's more stealthy than germs?
I loaned Mark my vote and he never gave it back to me.
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