Michael "The Spider" Schneider
Paula Yanosy: The Stare - 18
Michael Schneider: The Spider - 12
In the hardest-fought battle in Deathmatch history, the Stare and the Spider faced off in the last quarterfinal fight. The spider had solicited the sponsorship of the Stare's clients, so the arena was packed with disgruntled Round Rock residents, all hungry for carnage. At the outset, the Spider snared the Stare in his web of destruction, laughing as her clients poked her with sticks and made snarky comments. But suddenly Paula's army of care bears burst into the arena from all sides, swarming the ring like cuddly cockroaches. They focused their beams of love and joy on the angry arachnid, who doubled over in pain. Paula casually pulled off the Spider's legs one by one, the left him to roast in the Armageddon of happiness.
3 comments:
I'm sure you'll find "Staring" into the eyes of a spider to be quite horrifying!!!
Besides, spiders can't really see anyway... and just in case, a couple of carefully placed webshots to those peepers will do the trick.
Perhaps it is best to leave the staring to the Care Bears. You're Spider food!
Resources:
http://www.eyedesignbook.com/ch3/fig3-10e-spiderBG.jpg
Do not use google images to check out "spider bite". It's JUST TOO GRUESOME!! Reticulated Brown Spiders are nasty (like me).
THE STARE HAS DEMOLISHED THE SPIDER”S WEB.
If you can't see the destruction all the better! It will be a less painful slow death today!
The Spider sees nothing but heat and motion.
Face it, i'm programmed for one thing.... your doom!
PS: I love what you've done to my office. Photo op?
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